The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.18.12

Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest Sean Penn Perv Stache Eva Longoria Butt Short Shorts Jonah Hill Fat Jennifer Lopez Fat Butt Skirt Diane Kruger Cleavage Joshua Jackson Mila Kunis Midriff Blood Ties

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got Joshua Jackson letting us all know it’s ok to just stare directly at them, or desperately search for them in the case Read More …

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Fuglissa George

Melissa George 

There are not words. Well, there are, and they all carry punctuation and/or bonus characters: fugly!, nipples?, REALLY?!?, sh*tstorm, $^@&*^%, and of course my favorite word, BRAS-ARE-NOT-SHIRTS-ESPECIALLY-IF-THEY-ARE-SEE-THROUGH-WHAT-IS-GOING-ON-HERE-WHO-WOULD-EVEN-SEW-THUS-MUCH-LESS-ZIP-IT-UP. It’s a bit long to type all the time, though. Read More …



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Miley Cyrus Thanks Critics For Thinking She’s Sexy

I have to check out this Lifetime show, ‘The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet’- a lot of people are giving interviews there! Miley Cyrus sat down for an interview with Amanda, and here’s what she had to say about critics who criticize her for being a sex symbol.

“If people find that [I am], I take it as a compliment. Thank you for thinking I’m sexy! People are so scared of seeing a woman being like, ‘This is who I am and you’re not going to change it.’”

Miley meant what she sang in her song ‘Can’t Be Tamed,’ which she released in her last year of playing the squeaky-clean Hannah Montana on Disney.

“Even just the title of that, for a woman to say she can’t be tamed. . . for a woman in the world with my face saying ‘I can’t be tamed’ when that’s really all people wanted to do, I think proves how sexist people still really are.”

Miley has a point, although I also think people were responding to the fact that her fan base consisted of a lot of kids! It’s tough to make the transition from child to adult star, but child actors have to do it if they want their careers to continue. Miley made her transition by embracing an “adult” image, but yeah, that led to some backlash.

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Jackie Chan Announces He’s Retiring From Action Films

Jackie Chan Announces He’s Retiring From Action Films

Jackie Chan is retiring from action movies. The 58-year-old actor has confirmed that his latest movie, “Chinese Zodiac”, will be his last as an action [...]

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‘American Idol’s’ Phillip Phillips Needs Surgery — BAD

Phillip Phillips — one of the finalists on “American Idol” — has been URGED by his personal doctor to get surgery immediately … but Phillip wants to work through the pain and the risk so he can win next week.Multiple “Idol” sources tell us ……

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“Kim Kardashian wore an unflattering red lace dress in London” links

CB likes Kim Kardashian‘s dress here. Eh. I think the hair (wig?) kind of ruins the whole look, though. Oh, and there‘s Kanye. [A Socialite Life] Joe Jonas definitely knows how to strut. And shop! [Dlisted] Duchess Kate wears an $1800 pink coatdress. [Pop Sugar] David Beckham, Olympian? [LaineyGossip] Rihanna went topless for Esquire UK. [...]

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SHOTS FIRED (Literally)

One way to deal with your arch rival telling a magazine they wanted to kill you is to Tweet picture after picture after picture after picture after video of you murdering a target to show a ho that you can shoot a gun without your popsicle stick arm popping off. LeAnn Rimes is supposedly shaking out of her Jimmy Choo horseshoes, because her husband’s ex Brandi Glanville has threatened to kill her life several times. Because LeAnn is not one to waste an opportunity to whore herself out as much as possible, she sent Brandi a not-so-subtle public warning message in the form of these pictures. These bickering bitches…

I’m all for women fighting over a man and some kids, because it makes them look like morons and that’s good for business, but really? Brand is a dumb ass for using LeAnn’s name to get 5 seconds of publicity and LeAnn is a dumber ass for keeping this mess going. They’re like the Dollar General version of Angelina and Jennifer. I swear, there are a lot of things I’d scrap over (examples: the last Kit Kat, DVDs of the only season of 2000 Malibu Road, a lifetime supply of Jell-O 1-2-3, etc…), but Eddie Cibrian and some kids are not on that list. If LeAnn spent as much time on her singing career as she does on these fame whore stunts, she’d have a singing career again. Even if LeAnn doesn’t care about her singing career anymore, she has to know that sending some stupid message to Brandi takes precious time away from trolling around in a bikini for the paps. Bitch needs to get her priorities (and those implants cause they’re a mess) straight.

And on another note, these pictures should scare EVERYONE, not just Brandi Glanville. The next time you take a horse out back, it may put you down instead.

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First Look: ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Season 7 (Video)

Now, I know some of you may roll your eye at Yet Another Kardashian posting, but obviously they have fans since they got a $40 million deal to continue their reality TV empire!

The seventh season of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ is about to premiere, and it looks as full of drama as ever. There’s even a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it glimpse of Kanye West. For those of you who do watch the show, are you excited about the new season?

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Mark Wright Dons a Tight Jumper in LA

Former TOWIE star Mark Wright stepped out on the streets of Los Angeles yesterday wearing this bizarre ensemble.
Currently filming his new reality TV show in LA, Mark definitely stood out from the crowd in his white shorts and clingy blue jumper.
He’s showing Hollywood how to dress Essex style!

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Better Played, Jessica Chastain

Opening Ceremony and "Moonrise Kingdom" Premiere - 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival 

Chastain LOVES McQueen: The good news is that McQueen loves her back. This is sort of great, right? The neckline is kind of…let’s just say I kept staring at it trying to figure out if I like it, and then I feel weird that I have spent so much time staring at her boobs, so Read More …



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